1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.
There's an episode of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda that immediately popped to mind upon reading this. In honour of that:
1. The utilitarian zappy weapon they have on that show.
2. Flight of the Valkyries
3. Tyr, the Neitzchean.
A couple of the other characters on the show were trapped in on a planet, surrounded by hostiles. You hear Flight in the background, and starts soaring up as Tyr strides ont the scene, weapon blasting, taking out all the bad guys. As he gets closer, the audience realizes he *has it blasting from a speaker on his hip!*
So, once he's cleared out the hostiles, they of course comment on the choice of music, talk about Wagner, and mention the fact that with that blaring, it'd draw more attention to him. His response? "Of course." Completely straight.
Actually, that wasn't the exact response, but it was something of that nature.